Thursday, 27 September 2012

Fact sheet

Dramatis Personae

BOG HOUSE FACT SHEET

Favourite food

Tim: Is beer a food?
Jess: Salad Dressing!
Michael: Octopus.
Imogen: Peanuts/broccoli

Colour
Tim: Red/green (reen)
Jess: Quite likes green
Michael: Black. (My middle name)
Imogen: I hate colours.

Clothe
Tim: Clothe-n Hooves
Jess: Long Jacket (it’s quite warm)
Michael: My pleather jacket
Imogen: TIGHTS

Defining film (Film as pathos)
Tim: 2001: A Space Odyssey  
Jess: Monkey (TV Series)
Michael: Tetsuo, The Iron Man
Imogen:  The Secretary

Sleeping Position
Tim: Like on my side  
Jess: Starfish
Michael: MISERABLY
Imogen:  Belly

Theme Tune
Tim: Theme to 2001: Space Odyssey
Jess: Amanaemonesia chairlift
Michael: outrun thomas bangalter
Imogen:  Blondie Heart of Glass
 
 
 Favourite Drink
Tim: Hoppy Things
Jess: Tymbark
Michael: Mojito
Imogen:  Diet Coke

Catchphrase
Tim: Hello! I read an article. Oh, you guys…
Jess: Um, you fuckers, SLEEPY. COLD. HUNGRY. FREEZING. Tasty snacks. Can we go to nice places now? Why don’t we move here?
Michael: NOT BLOODY LIKELY
Imogen: Says. Caravan. Bath. Lovely.

Favourite Orifices
Tim: Armpit
Jess: Nostril
Michael: Wrongun/Nipsy/Chufter
Imogen:  Mouth

Favourite Album Cover
Tim: Iron Maiden Number of the Beast
Jess: King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Michael: Black Sabbath Paranoid
Imogen:  Grinderman Heathen Child

Favourite Sleb
Tim: Einstein
Jess: Lois Einhorn
Michael: Norman Finkelstein
Imogen:  Simon Amstel

Favourite noise from downstairs
Tim: Moaning
Jess: Load moaning
Michael: Thumping
Imogen: Fucking

Employability
Tim: High to low
Jess: Moderate to good
Michael: Shouts at kids
Imogen:  I hate work 

Favourite God
Tim: Argos
Jess: Nefertiti
Michael: Angros
Imogen:  Imhotep

Favourite Typface
Tim: Deputy Serif
Jess: Lucida Handwriting
Michael: Sans coffee
Imogen:  Comic Sans Bold (Pink)

Favourite protuberance
Tim: Armpit
Jess: Abnormal growth
Michael: Spuds
Imogen:  Big toe

Favourite Time
Tim: 10 o’ clock
Jess: sleepy time
Michael: time to get a new watch.
Imogen:  Home time!








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