Dramatis Personae
BOG HOUSE FACT SHEET
Favourite food
Tim: Is beer a food?
Jess: Salad Dressing!
Michael: Octopus.
Imogen: Peanuts/broccoli
Colour
Tim: Red/green (reen)
Jess: Quite likes green
Michael: Black. (My middle name)
Imogen: I hate colours.
Clothe
Tim: Clothe-n Hooves
Jess: Long Jacket (it’s quite warm)
Michael: My pleather jacket
Imogen: TIGHTS
Defining film (Film as pathos)
Tim: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Jess: Monkey (TV Series)
Michael: Tetsuo, The Iron Man
Imogen: The Secretary
Sleeping Position
Tim: Like on my side
Jess: Starfish
Michael: MISERABLY
Imogen: Belly
Theme Tune
Tim: Theme to 2001: Space Odyssey
Jess: Amanaemonesia chairlift
Michael: outrun thomas bangalter
Imogen: Blondie Heart of Glass
Favourite Drink
Tim: Hoppy Things
Jess: Tymbark
Michael: Mojito
Imogen: Diet Coke
Catchphrase
Tim: Hello! I read an article. Oh, you
guys…
Jess: Um, you fuckers, SLEEPY. COLD.
HUNGRY. FREEZING. Tasty snacks. Can we go to nice places now? Why don’t we move
here?
Michael: NOT BLOODY LIKELY
Imogen: Says. Caravan. Bath. Lovely.
Favourite Orifices
Tim: Armpit
Jess: Nostril
Michael: Wrongun/Nipsy/Chufter
Imogen: Mouth
Favourite Album Cover
Tim: Iron Maiden Number of the Beast
Jess: King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Michael: Black Sabbath Paranoid
Imogen: Grinderman Heathen Child
Favourite Sleb
Tim: Einstein
Jess: Lois Einhorn
Michael: Norman Finkelstein
Imogen: Simon Amstel
Favourite noise from downstairs
Tim: Moaning
Jess: Load moaning
Michael: Thumping
Imogen: Fucking
Employability
Tim: High to low
Jess: Moderate to good
Michael: Shouts at kids
Imogen: I hate work
Favourite God
Tim: Argos
Jess: Nefertiti
Michael: Angros
Imogen: Imhotep
Favourite Typface
Tim: Deputy Serif
Jess: Lucida Handwriting
Michael: Sans coffee
Imogen: Comic Sans Bold (Pink)
Favourite protuberance
Tim: Armpit
Jess: Abnormal growth
Michael: Spuds
Imogen: Big toe
Favourite Time
Tim: 10 o’ clock
Jess: sleepy time
Michael: time to get a new watch.
Imogen: Home time!
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